[WayneS]

I prefer: I would not recognize a Hollywood star if I tripped over one lying in the gutter...

[tired&retired]

Years ago, Ed Herman and his wife were shopping in my bookstore. At the checkout I asked him his name as he looked familiar. He told me his name, and shook my head no while stating that it didn’t ring a bell.

I thought his wife would hit the floor she was laughing so hard as I had pierced his ego!