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That reminds me of a song about another bar, but with a fine instead of ejection and whining instead of “literally”:

Five Dollar fine

We’re a fun lovin’ crowd, kinda rowdy and loud,
Our jukebox won’t play no sad songs,
So don’t come in here and cry in your beer,
Cause we don’t care about who done who wrong.

CHORUS
We got a five dollar fine for whinin’
We’ll tell you before you come in.
And if it ain’t on your mind to have a good time,
Y’all come back and see us again.

Well, we don’t really care about your clothes or your hair,
This party is open to all.
Yah we like a good joke and its alright to smoke,
we got just one rule on the wall.
CHORUS

Now there’s too many fools makin’ too many rules,
that’s one thing you can’t say about us.
Cause we all get along when we sing the same song
there’s just one thing that causes a fuss.
CHORUS x 2