[Pearls Before Swine]

If you're white you can't do right.

(I should copyright that :)

I'll pay royalties. It's a keeper.

[elcid1970]

Here’s my contribution to the unbearable whiteness of being:

A low-carb diet omits bread, pasta, potatoes, sugar, or rice. In other words, if it’s white, don’t bite.

I gave it a name: The Al Sharpton Diet. Its motto is:

“WHITE is not RIGHT!!!”

;^)