[GrandJediMasterYoda]

Thanks a lot officers. I'm sure Cops across the country really appreciate it when more fodder to exploit is given to white boys who make pretend they are black.

"No, I tell you I'm black! My pencil mustache and goatee makes me black"

"My giant afro makes me Malcolm X"

[Governor Dinwiddie]

Kaepernick: "My giant afro makes me Malcolm X"

And his giant nose makes him Osama Bin Laden.
 

[onedoug]

Campersneck looks more like an arab to me.