Posted on 01/19/2018 10:00:02 PM PST by cba123
BELFAST, Maine (WGME) – Belfast police say they have arrested a man who allegedly punched himself in the face to avoid a breathalyzer test.
Police say they found the car of 27-year-old Brian Fogg in a ditch early Saturday morning on Waterville Road.
When they tried to administer a breathalyzer test, Fogg allegedly punched himself in the face three times, causing himself to bleed.
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The mugshot is quite a winner.
It’s cheaper than a lawyer, I guess. I give him props for creativity.
Might have been easier to just take the Tide pod challenge to be honest.
Surely there will be an Act 2.
Well it seems to have worked.
His eyes in the mugshot are remarkably white, not bloodshot at all, could be the guy is pretty clever, to have come up with this idea.
Somehow I doubt that will continue though. Seems like this sort of thing might just result in a change to some law, somewhere.
Maybe.
Dude looks like he’s been chewing Betel Nuts.
Haha. That’s true.
Better than chewing Deez nuts.
When asked why he did it he answered - beats me.
That generally works for me, too.
Then...there was the time I missed my face and punched the old lady.
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