LOL! Too true!
Actual true quote:”After you speak, there’s nothing left to say.”
God is equitable. I have entire areas of intellectual function that are null & void. Navigation is one. Arithmetic (forget math) is another. Also, I’m essentially monolingual and while I can use words in text, I often mangle pronunciation, especially if I’ve only read a word and never heard it.
I can relate to some of that at least. Actually, most of the times I speak it might as well be ‘Wind talk’ I.e. gibberish... At times I could say ‘look out for that open manhole’ and after my companion stumbled in they would argue that I never warned them . . . LOL My forte is writing, although I have three unpublished books posted on the web. sigh ...two of them interpretation of language [Tolkien and Nostradamus.] The Tolkien folks will likely make sure that one never gets published - for their own reasons. double sigh