MRAs Make 46-Minute Cut Of ‘The Last Jedi’ That Edits Out All The Women

Pedestrian TV ^ | January 15, 2018 | Ben McLeay

[EdnaMode]

Heads up: this post contains spoilers for The Last Jedi. Why are you reading this article if you haven't seen it and, furthermore, WHY HAVEN'T YOU SEEN IT YET?

It is utterly tragic that MRAs aren’t given the respect they deserve. It’s truly galling that just because their entire worldview was formed around a profound sense of entitlement induced by watching thousands of hours of harem anime, no one takes them seriously. It’s heartbreaking to think that people dismiss them out of hand just because – instead of addressing actual issues like the rates of suicide and depression among men – they focus on dumb shit like editing out all the parts of The Last Jedi that aren’t centred around men.

If that last thing sounded too ridiculous to be true, you have clearly forgotten which time it is that we live in and the corresponding fact that pretty much nothing now is too ridiculous to be true. We live in the most aggressively ridiculous timeline. Accordingly, the self-described “chauvinist cut” of TLJ is very, very real, and exactly as dumb as it sounds.

Uploaded to The Pirate Bay yesterday by an anonymous user, the “The Last Jedi: De-Feminized Fanedit” is, according to their own description “basically The Last Jedi minus Girlz Powah and other silly stuff“. You might be wondering how this is possible, seeing as the film is still a ways off from its DVD release date, but the intrepid nerdlinger(s) who decided to make this possible were so impatient for a version of TLJ where boys don’t get old off that they used a dodgy camrip with hardcoded subtitles:

The resulting movie is (wait for it …) 46 minutes long.

[NorthMountain]

Greedo deserved it.

[Moltke]

Ben McLeay sounds like a wet-blanket, snowflake (ok, the one negates the other, metaphorically) pseudo-feminist loser.

[Chipper]

I’m not sure this edit could make the movie still be anything but a giant crap-fest.

[Boomer]

https://thepiratebay.org/torrent/19660049/The_Last_Jedi__De-Feminized_Fanedit_(aka_The_Chauvinist_Cut)

I just checked it out. If you haven’t seen the original cut; this movie won’t make much sense in this cut. It basically cuts out all the SJW junk. It’s good quality for a cam. Looks like it was taken in China maybe.

[Boomer]

The person who made it had a little fun with the credits at the end.

“Written and Directed”
“Your Momma”

[Bikkuri]

CAM is recorded in a theater by a hidden camera;

HDTC is High Definition Telecine (recorded from the booth itself, usually on a tripod, converted to digital (quality will still be deficient);

Asian Hard Sub means it was recorded at an ASian theater (probably Chinese), so it will include subtext that cannot be disabled;

Masks and snokes.. no idea (I think mask means that there may have been some annoying print on the screen that advertised the decoder/coder of the stolen film that was then masked/blurred over).

[Bikkuri]

“My Real A$$”? ;^)

[Tenacious 1]

I co-worker of mine spent a few tours in Afghanistan and Iraq. He said that the black market in the Middle East is really something. Apparently you could get first run movies sometimes before they were in theaters in the US. He said the quality was terrible. But if you waited about 5 or 6 weeks, you could get high quality 1st run movies for only a few bucks.