Your country healthcare system provides services from a voodoo doctor!
* you have as many murders as south chicago
* your neighborhoods look like Detroit
* your “leader” is called “Governor Moonbeam” and thinks all wealth belongs to the state.
* your government thinks it’s reasonable for 50+% of a person’s income to be paid in taxes
* only the government can be armed
* peoples’ “quality of life” depends on the government
If you divorce your wife and she’s still your sister.
You are an OPEC member and oil exporting nation and your government employees shake down foreigners for cash at the airport prior to departure and these same government employees only want US dollars or euros, not the worthless local currency.
Marrying 8 year old girls is an acceptable practice.
Transport to jail for failing to produce a big enough bribe is a cage in the back of a Toyota pickup.
When you ransom your construction crew back from their kidnappers you not only have to pay the ransom but you also have to pay for their hospitality (steak dinners, beer, scotch and prostitutes).
Your country grows drugs instead of food.
You kick out the US military and all the jobs they provide and now that everyone is unemployed you have to export your mothers, wives, sisters and daughters to the Middle East to be prostitutes.
Your own citizens are too lazy to work so you import Albanians or Pakistanis to do all the work.
There is no wildlife outside of the national parks because the locals have eaten everything that moves.
You have a socialist government.