[Governor Dinwiddie]

I wish some savvy wrestling or MMA promoter could lure Kerrigan and Tonya into the ring for a grudge match. Heck, I'd even settle for mud wrestling. I'd like to see those two go at it in a real cat fight …
 

[TheNext]

Tonya Harding was the trailer park trash.
Drag a hundred dollar bill ...
Jerry Springer with clubbing cousins.