[jjotto]

Or the Tom Slick theme song:

Tom Slick.
Tom Slick.
Let me tell you why,
He’s the best of all good guys.

Tom Slick
Tom Slick
In the Thunderbolt Grease Slapper once he’s on your tail
He won’t quit because you know there’s no such word as fail to
Tom Slick
Tom Slick!

[HartleyMBaldwin]

How about the Milton the Monster theme?

Six drops of the essence of terror
Five drops of sinister sauce...

(I’ll spare you the rest, but I still remember the words.)