The inventor of Coca Cola, John Pemberton served in the Third Cavalry Battalion of the Georgia State Guard, which was at that time a component of the Confederate army. He achieved the rank of lieutenant colonel.
I call for the removal of all Coca Cola products as they were brought forth by a Confederacy loving racist bigot.
You know that’s a damn fine idea (no, not getting rid of Coca Cola, but actually drinking one). I don’t care who is offended. The nice, brown color should calm some of these race-card-flippin’ idjits.
This commercial made me quit on the spot: