So the small-town pastor was visiting with the priest in the next town over, lamenting that someone had stolen his bicycle. The priest said “Well - practically everybody in town goes to your church. Why don't you do a sermon on the Ten Commandments and they'll feel so guilty about “Do not Steal” that they'll return it.
The next week the pastor comes pedaling down the road on his bike to visit the priest.
“Ha - I knew someone would return it to you!”
“Oh. Well not really. I got to the one about “Thou shalt not commit adultery - and remembered where I had left it.”
I like the one about the telephone repair guy!
Dont keep it a secret