I never realized how long bender gender reassignment surgery took to recover from...
I never realized how long bender gender reassignment surgery took to recover from...
took to recover from... Gadzooks, Big-- This all started with a slight case of... 
nausea when your Pattycheaters started to cheat in the second half of last year's Super Bowl--
When their trickery won, it took a health toll... 
upon my innards--
Yes, yes-- Thee was some... 
leakage, too--
I asked my old pard, Dr. Jack... 
what to do?
He suggested electroshock... 
therapy--
The Colorado Smoke... 
Diet--
And a strict regiment of the very popular Hollywood Vape... 
Remedial Treatment--
But all it did was give me head... 
congestion--
And I lost my right arm... 
writing out the checks to pay them medical bastards!
So, to get my health back I've returned to a proven... 
cure--
And it make me feel pretty damn good... 
too!
So, Big, until I am back to fit... 
and fiddle--
Keep those Pattycheaters of yours... 
on the straight and narrow!
And keep paying... 
the bar bill--