Ben Franklin said:
“In wine there is wisdom, In beer there is freedom,
In water there is bacteria.”
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at year’s end, we have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E.. Coli) - bacteria found in feces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop annually.
However, We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine, beer, rum, whiskey or other liquor because alcohol has to go through a purification process
of boiling, filtering and fermenting.
Remember:
Water = Poop,
Wine = Health
Therefore, it’s better to drink wine and talk stupid,
than to drink water and be full of sh**.
I’m doing this as a public service.
Wait, is the Fiver per week just the gas expense to transport her to the dumpster? So confusing.