[KC_Lion]

First Lady Melania is simply interstellar.

I hate thinking about what came before, since there is no comparison.

Expectations were so low they were next to dinosaur bones.

[oldvirginian]

If we were to compare them to mythological goddesses, First Lady Melania would be Aphrodite, goddess of love and procreation.

Mooch would be Persephone, goddess of the underworld.
Or Medusa, the snake headed creature that turned men to stone.
Take your pick.