Cut that out. I gotta say, though, your hair is perfect.
I could do with a bowl of beef chow mein. I was listening to Jimmy Church’s podcast earlier today. His guest was a Vedic astrologer (whatever that is . . .) who said (among many other fantastical things) that the New Madrid fault could give a major lurch in 2018. And in fact the level of the Mississippi River has fallen dramatically during 2017, which is exactly what happened before New Madrid’s last major quake — the one in which the flow of the river was reversed for several days.
They throw in a tick bath, a flea collar and Pine-tree air freshener.