You sound like a goonie 12 year old.
Diana was a NIGHTMARE!
Ferggie was worse.
MM is the bottom of the barrel scrapings of a septic tank, with all the class of a Meth whore!
If you ever watch The Middle, Frankie Heck is a grown woman with three nearly-grown kids and she acts like that over the royals. Some people just get into this stuff. I figure we put all this behind us a couple hundred years ago.