[\/\/ayne]

On a date or he picked her up at a bar?

[tom paine 2]

That’s what you get when you book a “date” thru Tinder.

[sparklite2]

Whenever I chat up Neanderthal chicks,
my Cro-magnon gonads keep stalling.
It’s not a bad lick how her brow is too thick,
but that New Jersey accent’s appalling.