What a trolling opportunity for the president. Can you imagine the rise president Trump could get if he personally took the chainsaw to this tree? Another great president has a famous story about cutting down a tree.
This would be epic if the president does it all Trumpstylin like
Never thought of that but the image is now imprinted in my brain. What a lovely image of Lincoln, II.
The first thing Trump should do is to have a big sign made that says “Muellerberry” placed in front of the tree.
Next, they bring in one of those super modern Swedish tree cutting machines with the automated chainsaw and the grapple that holds the trunk that can cut through the trunk of the tree in about 9 seconds.
They they show Trump (in a suit, of course, and MAGA hardhat) at the controls of the machine cutting down the tree.
That would be completely hilarious.