I don't, but I always enjoy your history lessons about the government, so please don't hold back in your explanation.
Treason, Piracy, and Counterfeiting.
Hard to believe we need an entire Agency to handle 3 crimes, 2 of which almost never occur, and counterfeiting has been made LEGAL by the Federal Reserve act of 1913. so there are only 2 crimes, neither of which are common.