To: bagster
I was very surprised, I could not even FEEL the pen needle.
I kept on going, “Is it in yet?”
Which is the most often phrase I hear when I hit it with a chick.
BTW: You want to screw with a chick’s mind? Get busy, stop, and then go: “Is it in yet?” LOL
31 posted on
12/25/2017 6:09:00 AM PST by
Lazamataz
(The "news" networks and papers are bitter, dangerous enemies of the American people.)
To: Lazamataz
That works if her C is bigger than your P.
p.s. I'm sad nobody LOL'd at my "Lighten up Pope Francis" line.
I mean, really. It was a double joke. The old "Lighten up Francis" gag with a Christian twist referencing the actual Pope Francis.
Maybe I'm losing my touch.
39 posted on
12/25/2017 6:15:57 AM PST by
bagster
(Even bad men love their mamas.)
To: Lazamataz
Merry Christmas, Laz!
I googled your name. It means: “male lesbian rooster who leaves no hen in barnyard untouched”.
;^)
50 posted on
12/25/2017 6:22:36 AM PST by
elcid1970
("The Second Amendment is more important than Islam.")
To: Lazamataz
"BTW: You want to screw with a chicks mind? Get busy, stop, and then go: Is it in yet? LOL" Just don't do it to the one with all the crap on its face. But if you do, plug it in first for an electrifying experience. Like getting shot in the butt with an electric cattle prod. Ecstatic!!!
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70 posted on
12/25/2017 6:33:36 AM PST by
EQAndyBuzz
(Delusional - Adjective, Describes a Democrat or member of the MSM)
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