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Holiday Tradition in the Laz Household
12/25/2017 | By Laz A. Mataz

Posted on 12/25/2017 5:46:56 AM PST by Lazamataz

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To: bagster

I laughed. Didn’t you hear me? I woke the cat.


41 posted on 12/25/2017 6:17:13 AM PST by BykrBayb (Lung cancer free since 11/9/07. Colon cancer free since 7/7/15. Obama free since 1/20/17. PTL ~ Þ)
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To: bagster

Many times people chuckle, but don’t laugh out loud.

And it is a felony to type LOL unless you can produce a timestamped recording of you actually laughing out loud.


42 posted on 12/25/2017 6:18:10 AM PST by Lazamataz (The "news" networks and papers are bitter, dangerous enemies of the American people.)
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To: Lazamataz

Yea I’ll go. I don’t like eye doctors. They scawy.


43 posted on 12/25/2017 6:18:40 AM PST by bagster (Even bad men love their mamas.)
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To: Lazamataz

That looks like Hillary’s VP running mate for 2020.


44 posted on 12/25/2017 6:19:32 AM PST by HereInTheHeartland (I don't want better government; I want much less of it.)
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To: bagster

Eye doctors are a snap bro. Yer just scared of the verdict. Don’t be.


45 posted on 12/25/2017 6:20:08 AM PST by Lazamataz (The "news" networks and papers are bitter, dangerous enemies of the American people.)
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To: BykrBayb
Awwwww. thanks BykrBayb. I thought I heard something.

Now I feel all Christmasy again.

46 posted on 12/25/2017 6:20:16 AM PST by bagster (Even bad men love their mamas.)
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To: Lazamataz

newbie


47 posted on 12/25/2017 6:20:50 AM PST by Eddie01
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To: Lazamataz
And it is a felony to type LOL

This is a true fact. And why you will never see an LOL pass my lips. I only type Haha, which is also a lie, but with a more human aspect.

48 posted on 12/25/2017 6:22:12 AM PST by bagster (Even bad men love their mamas.)
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To: Lazamataz

“Being an over-achiever, I’m shooting for Type VII or VIII diabetes.”

When you hit IX, sell!

Merry Christmas.


49 posted on 12/25/2017 6:22:15 AM PST by EQAndyBuzz (Delusional - Adjective, Describes a Democrat or member of the MSM)
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To: Lazamataz

Merry Christmas, Laz!

I googled your name. It means: “male lesbian rooster who leaves no hen in barnyard untouched”.

;^)


50 posted on 12/25/2017 6:22:36 AM PST by elcid1970 ("The Second Amendment is more important than Islam.")
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To: Eddie01
Yeah, but I usually assume even the n00bs are sane!


51 posted on 12/25/2017 6:22:47 AM PST by Lazamataz (The "news" networks and papers are bitter, dangerous enemies of the American people.)
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To: Lazamataz

Think I saw that dude ringing the kettle bell outside the local vape shop. Merry Christmas bro.


52 posted on 12/25/2017 6:22:47 AM PST by Kudsman ( Anyone to the Right of Stalin is a Far Right Wing candidate to the Far Left Wing Media.)
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To: Lazamataz
Don’t be.

Oh, alright.

Now I'm embarrassed. Can we go back to you making fun of Christians?

53 posted on 12/25/2017 6:23:40 AM PST by bagster (Even bad men love their mamas.)
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To: EQAndyBuzz
I actually cured my diabetes, years ago. After the doctor wrote his diagnosis, I went back to him a few months later, and offered him 200 cash to write a diagnosis that I no longer had Type II. He agreed, and I was CURED!!!

MUCH cheaper than the meds and insulin!

54 posted on 12/25/2017 6:24:53 AM PST by Lazamataz (The "news" networks and papers are bitter, dangerous enemies of the American people.)
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To: bagster

I LOLed at your Pope Francis....

I say Lighten up, Francis so often someone thought one of my kids was named Francis.


55 posted on 12/25/2017 6:25:00 AM PST by pinkandgreenmom
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To: Lazamataz

“I got the pens, too. My doctor refused on the needles. Something about me being a recovered drug addict (”... and yer gonna STAY recovered, dammit!” — the Doctor)”

I like the pens. That’s what they gave me for my RA.


56 posted on 12/25/2017 6:25:09 AM PST by EQAndyBuzz (Delusional - Adjective, Describes a Democrat or member of the MSM)
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To: Lazamataz

LOL! apparently not.

Merry Christmas Laz!


57 posted on 12/25/2017 6:25:15 AM PST by Eddie01
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58 posted on 12/25/2017 6:25:42 AM PST by red-dawg
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To: bagster
Can we go back to you making fun of Christians?

Sure. Let's talk about Slay Bells.

If you use the largest one, you can give someone a concussion.

59 posted on 12/25/2017 6:27:37 AM PST by Lazamataz (The "news" networks and papers are bitter, dangerous enemies of the American people.)
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To: pinkandgreenmom
Yay, thank you pinkandgreenmom.

LOLs are like egg nog. The best thing ever. They are the nutrient that feeds my weary soul.

60 posted on 12/25/2017 6:28:08 AM PST by bagster (Even bad men love their mamas.)
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