[GnuThere]

Nasty, decadent people make inconsequential films and then have an incestuous relationship with cinema chains that they pay to broadcast them at ear-damaging levels, because that makes them seem more important, daahling.

[bagster]

At the rate America's entertainment options are drying up, we all just might end up playing mumbleypeg in the backyard every day.

Which does sound kinda fun, actually.