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1 posted on 12/23/2017 11:00:16 PM PST by Pelham
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Comments please

And keep them clean, this is a family joint.


2 posted on 12/23/2017 11:01:31 PM PST by Pelham (all warfare is based on deception)
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Lassie is quietly barking “Me-Too!”, in Long Coated Collie dialect.


3 posted on 12/23/2017 11:03:54 PM PST by lee martell
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His brother was actually in line to be the official Corps mascot but that changed when first he married a stripper in J'ville, then he got into major debt based on having her second income by buying her the Mercedes she took off in when she left him. So, they went with the current Chesty and now this.

Sad state of affairs.

6 posted on 12/23/2017 11:50:35 PM PST by Rashputin (Jesus Christ doesn't evacuate His troops, He leads them to victory !!)
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This is either Satire.... Or Jesus is Returning Tomorrow....


8 posted on 12/24/2017 12:05:11 AM PST by GraceG ("It's better to have all the Right Enemies, than it is to have all the Wrong Friends.")
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I was in a restaurant yesterday and they had a sign up saying grouchy etc people would be charged an extra 10 bucks for them having to put up with you.

I told them I was going to register a formal complaint and asked if anyone didn’t think the sign was a bit discriminatory if not confrontational.

I also had to tell a waitress (can we still say that?) that I was NOT her deer(sic) and it made me feel uncomfortable when she called me sweetie.

I occasionally have to make prescription deliveries to a ‘home’ and hate to go during the day as all the women look at me like I am fresh meat and the men scowl at me.

I would venture to say that it is about 40% that the person I deliver for is YOUNGER than me...that is ‘scary’.


10 posted on 12/24/2017 12:33:49 AM PST by xrmusn ((6/98)""In todays world:::WE, THE USofA are Rudyard Kiplings 'Tommy'")
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To: Pelham

and dogs will be dogs


14 posted on 12/24/2017 1:26:23 AM PST by PCPOET7
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Dang don't I know it.

I got an Old English Male just turned 1 in September. This guys hormones are running rampant. He will hop up in the recliner with my wife and jump on her head and the battle begins. Dangest thing you ever saw. All I can do is laugh and take pictures. He comes in about 75 lbs and my wife about 120 so it is a pretty good match up.

He has a fetish for my wool/leather slippers. I have to hide them and be real careful when I walk or he will trip me and if I go down I am afraid what will happen.

I gotta find this guy three or four girl friends.

16 posted on 12/24/2017 5:21:23 AM PST by eartick (Been to the line in the sand and liked it, but ready to go again)
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Funny.. very funny..


17 posted on 12/24/2017 5:29:48 AM PST by Deplorable American1776 (Proud to be a DeplorableAmerican with a Deplorable Family...even the dog is, too. :-))
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should announce this as from a satire site.


21 posted on 12/24/2017 6:12:07 AM PST by stylin19a (Best.Election.of.All-Times.Ever.In.The.History.Of.Ever)
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This is impawsable. Everyone’s getting their fur up, barking about a harmless sniff or two.


22 posted on 12/24/2017 6:13:34 AM PST by captain_dave
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LMAO!!!!!


23 posted on 12/24/2017 6:37:40 AM PST by Dave911
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We tried to warn him.. a couple brewskis and he’s a whole different dog.. a devil dog.


26 posted on 12/24/2017 9:51:30 AM PST by NormsRevenge (Semper Fi - Monthly Donors Rock!!!)
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