Chesty The Bulldog charged with sexual harassment after humping numerous legs

Duffleblog ^ | Dec 16, 2017 | CharlieMike

[Pelham]

boys will be boys

[Pelham]

Comments please

And keep them clean, this is a family joint.

[lee martell]

Lassie is quietly barking “Me-Too!”, in Long Coated Collie dialect.

[Pelham]

I bet they are wearing pink hats.

Those bitches.

[Yaelle]

“Clark, if he gets goin’ on your leg, it’s best to just let him finish.”

[Rashputin]

His brother was actually in line to be the official Corps mascot but that changed when first he married a stripper in J'ville, then he got into major debt based on having her second income by buying her the Mercedes she took off in when she left him. So, they went with the current Chesty and now this.

Sad state of affairs.

[bagster]

Is this article for real?

The cheerleaders refused to press charges? Against a DOG?

c'mon, man.

[GraceG]

This is either Satire.... Or Jesus is Returning Tomorrow....

[scrabblehack]

Wasn’t Lassie really a guy?

[xrmusn]

I was in a restaurant yesterday and they had a sign up saying grouchy etc people would be charged an extra 10 bucks for them having to put up with you.

I told them I was going to register a formal complaint and asked if anyone didn’t think the sign was a bit discriminatory if not confrontational.

I also had to tell a waitress (can we still say that?) that I was NOT her deer(sic) and it made me feel uncomfortable when she called me sweetie.

I occasionally have to make prescription deliveries to a ‘home’ and hate to go during the day as all the women look at me like I am fresh meat and the men scowl at me.

I would venture to say that it is about 40% that the person I deliver for is YOUNGER than me...that is ‘scary’.

[Huaynero]

“...Returning Tomorrow....”

Easy on now, one never knows, do one?

[Keyhopper]

The Clinton’s kept ol yeller quiet

[Keyhopper]

Shhhh..........
It a surprise birthday party for Jesus

[PCPOET7]

and dogs will be dogs

[Salamander]

Yes.

They used male Rough Collies because the females’ hormonal fluctuations affected their coats and caused them to not look “fluffy enough” from time to time.

[eartick]

Dang don't I know it.

I got an Old English Male just turned 1 in September. This guys hormones are running rampant. He will hop up in the recliner with my wife and jump on her head and the battle begins. Dangest thing you ever saw. All I can do is laugh and take pictures. He comes in about 75 lbs and my wife about 120 so it is a pretty good match up.

He has a fetish for my wool/leather slippers. I have to hide them and be real careful when I walk or he will trip me and if I go down I am afraid what will happen.

I gotta find this guy three or four girl friends.

[Deplorable American1776]

Funny.. very funny..

[ViLaLuz]

Lol... A neighbor set up a mannequin in his front yard depicting this scene.

[ridesthemiles]

YES

[NorthstarMom]

We must’ve got a male with a defective rough coat. His is never as long and full as the typical rough coat. It sure tangles and mats easily though! I just spent more at the groomer on him than I spend on my own cut and color!