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To: sodpoodle

You can’t trust atoms . . . .

. . . . they make up everything.


2 posted on 12/22/2017 9:43:41 AM PST by RinaseaofDs (Truth, in a time of universal deceit, is courage)
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To: RinaseaofDs

Two atoms were sitting in a bar, the first one said “I’ve lost my electron!”.
The second atom asked “Are you sure?”
And the first replied “Yes, I’m positive!”


6 posted on 12/22/2017 9:49:44 AM PST by Cruising Speed
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To: RinaseaofDs

What does Santa bring naughty boys and girls on Christmas Eve?

A pack of batteries with a note saying “toy not included”.


9 posted on 12/22/2017 9:52:53 AM PST by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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