[Chuckster]

My dog’s turds get “shells” on the them after being outside for awhile

Up here (Southeast Alaska) we pick up after our dogs, wrap the turds in little plastic bags and ship them to Seattle...

Yes. I'm serious.

[bar sin·is·ter]

"Up here (Southeast Alaska) we pick up after our dogs, wrap the turds in little plastic bags and ship them to Seattle..."

So you're a Starbucks supplier?