The Dems block all large-scale science projects.
Instead of sending a “probe” to Alpha Centauri, let’s send an anal problem into the Democrat Party.
1. They are closer.
2. It won’t cost too much.
3. They need an anal probe to find out why they are so full of crap.
4. It might also discover why so many Democrats are brain dead.
5. The look on the faces of Chuckie Schumer and Nancy Pelosi when the probe strikes will be PRICELESS.