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Posted on 12/18/2017 1:32:04 PM PST by sodpoodle
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Remember.... They walk among us … They can reproduce … and, they VOTE!
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posted on
12/18/2017 1:32:04 PM PST
by
sodpoodle
To: sodpoodle
As a female shopper exited a New York convenience store, a man grabbed her purse and ran. The clerk called 911 immediately, and the woman was able to give them a detailed description of the snatcher. Within minutes, the police apprehended the snatcher. They put him in the car and drove back to the store. The thief was then taken out of the car and told to stand there for a positive ID. To which he replied, “Yes, officer, that's her. That's the lady I stole the purse from." Powerful stupid.
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posted on
12/18/2017 1:36:05 PM PST
by
rdl6989
To: sodpoodle
“He peered down the barrel and tried the trigger again. This time it worked.” What a classic line. You can’t make this stuff up.
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posted on
12/18/2017 1:37:45 PM PST
by
Fungi
(Eat a fungus or two today.)
To: sodpoodle
Remember.... They walk among us … They can reproduce … and, they VOTE!
And that in itself is scarier than anything........sheesh!
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posted on
12/18/2017 1:37:48 PM PST
by
Dawgreg
(Happiness is not having what you want, but wanting what you have.)
To: sodpoodle
Stupid, but not real Darwin Award material, disqualified because they all lived on afterwards.
To: sodpoodle
They all lived, except perhaps the robber who looked down his revolver barrel and pulled the trigger to check function.
To: sodpoodle
They ALL vote Democrat ... and their numbers are growing exponentially.
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posted on
12/18/2017 1:41:27 PM PST
by
MHGinTN
(A dispensational perspective is a powerful tool for discernment)
To: sodpoodle
The story about siphoning from the motor home sewer tank has been around since before I was a kid. I hope the rest of the stories came from more reliable sources.
To: sodpoodle
when nobody in the story dies, it’s not Darwin eligible.
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posted on
12/18/2017 1:42:39 PM PST
by
stylin19a
(Best.Election.of.All-Times.Ever.In.The.History.Of.Ever)
To: Dawgreg; Impala64ssa
(with thanks to Impala B^)
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posted on
12/18/2017 1:43:32 PM PST
by
jonno
(Having an opinion is not the same as having the answer...)
To: sodpoodle
“Remember.... They walk among us … They can reproduce”
In that case they are not even a nominee for a Darwin award.
To: Fungi
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posted on
12/18/2017 1:48:23 PM PST
by
iowamark
To: Fungi
“You can’t make this stuff up.”
Oh yes you can!
To: sodpoodle
Seems an Arkansas guy wanted some beer pretty badly. He decided that he'd just throw a cinder block through a liquor store window, grab some booze, and run.. So he lifted the cinder block and heaved it over his head at the window. The cinder block bounced back and hit the would-be thief on the head, knocking him unconscious. The liquor store window was made of Plexiglas. The whole event was caught on videotape. It was a Two-fer...
To: Fungi
Reality is so weird it could never be believed as fiction.
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posted on
12/18/2017 1:50:39 PM PST
by
ichabod1
(White Male)
To: sodpoodle
“A man who shoveled snow for an hour to clear a space for his car during a blizzard in Chicago returned with his vehicle to find a woman had taken the space. Understandably, he shot her.
This has been the case as long as I can remember. If you shovel out a spot in Chicago, you own it. Trespassers beware. Shooting her seems slightly extreme though.
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posted on
12/18/2017 1:55:20 PM PST
by
ichabod1
(White Male)
To: stylin19a
More like News of the Weird and Stupid Criminal news.
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posted on
12/18/2017 1:56:06 PM PST
by
ichabod1
(White Male)
To: stylin19a
“when nobody in the story dies, it’s not Darwin eligible.”
Could a party die? I think a Darwin Award should go to the Democrats for trying to tie Trump to sexual misconduct and that backfired big time.
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posted on
12/18/2017 1:56:46 PM PST
by
EQAndyBuzz
(We're CNN. We're not lying, we're just incompetent!)
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posted on
12/18/2017 2:02:25 PM PST
by
Doogle
(( USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand....never store a threat you should have eliminated)))
To: sodpoodle
Darwin award winners die. Most of these don’t quality.
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posted on
12/18/2017 2:03:48 PM PST
by
sparklite2
(I hereby designate the ongoing kerfuffle Diddle-Gate.)
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