[Secret Agent Man]

Well we cant have a black christmas, that means everything got burned up or politically incorrect oil is eveywhere.

We cant have a brown christmas because then everything is muddy or the wastewater treatment plant has failed.

Looks like we are back to white.

[Fiji Hill]

Well we can't have a black Christmas, that means everything got burned up or politically incorrect oil is eveywhere.
We cant have a brown Christmas because then everything is muddy or the wastewater treatment plant has failed.
Looks like we are back to white.

Thanks to the antics of Mitch McConnell and the GOPe, they're having a Blue Christmas down in Alabama.