Posted on 12/06/2017 2:08:15 PM PST by nickcarraway
Police in New Jersey say a woman was drunk when she continued driving with a mass transit sign sticking out of the roof of her car.
The 52-year-old was pulled over Saturday on Route 46 in South Hackensack when police noticed something odd. Police say the woman had a New Jersey Transit sign protruding through the roof of her car.
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HOLY @#$%
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VERY funny.
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Better a sign sticking out through the roof than a pedestrian sticking out through the windshield.
She’s just trying to promote mass transit!!!
“The car was like that when I bought it, Officer.”
Well now, this article oughta be worth at least 100 replies. Really redeeming social value.
“It’s my friends car.”
...she is a pole dancer.
I knew this would happen as soon. as they legalized whacky tobacky... Oh wait
A drunk driver in our county hit a young man on a bicycle. The bike was stuck in the grill and he drove home. Later, the police visited him, and he denied any such thing. They looked in the garage, and there was the bike in the grill in the upright position.
My sister scraped the side of her car against a huge tree as she left the parking space at the curb. “The tree wasn’t there when I parked.”
Yes - she was drunk at the time (well, all the time) too.
She drove right thru it.
About 2:30 this afternoon I was starting to go when the light turned green when we noticed a car (new/newer mustang) facing us and slowly driving the wrong way in the left hand lane. He calmly turned left into the exit lane of the parking lot at the light (to my right).
My 16 year old son and I figured he must have been drunk and thinking he was in the right lane. He gave no acknowledgement to all of us at a dead stop waiting for him, just acted as though all was well. If he hadn’t turned I don’t know what I would have done. Median on my left, vehicle on my right and another behind me. We sort of just watched, fascinated as he ever so slowly continued down the main drag going the wrong way.
What I should have done is snapped a pic and called 911. The guy had no business getting behind the wheel but my thoughts were occupied by how to avoid a head on collision should he continue towards us.
Hope my son learned just how selfish it is to drive after drinking too much.
Ask a policeman...they will tell you that the most horrible accidents are drivers in the left lane going the wrong way are drunk thinking they are in their normal lane.
My cousin always warned all of us...don’t drive in the fast lane after 9 pm....
God gave her a sign that she should quit drinking.
Heeeeer’s your sign!
That’s a sign all right. Going to the pokey.
shoulda also charged her with stealing the sign ...
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