Be careful, very careful. You’ve just ignited a quasi-religious war between canophiles and felophiles, a conflict almost as irreconcilable as the 30 Years War. Indeed a fanatical felophile might even try a Gunpowder Plot against you. Take care to secure and patrol all entrances to your basement.
YOU’VE BEEN WARNED.
My property is patrolled by four big dogs and they are backed up by uncle Mossberg.