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I would imagine that Mary and Joseph posted a list of Roman atrocities at the manger too, that’s no doubt where all the trouble started.
Jesus will conquer his enemies with the sword of his mouth and otherwise didn't carry a weapon that we know about, let at least Peter carry a sword and told the others to go and buy one when he was ready to ascend. I take that to mean they should defend themselves for just cause and not let people trample all over them unless they were specifically called to martyrdom.. Just my take on it.
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At least I spared the tribal language of whatever Pocahontas spoke; that would be unpardonable.
The Tsarnaev's (Chechnya and Dagestan) spoke Russian, I believe, should have made 10 that instead of something made up.