LOL!
What a great saga...Assume that you both have photos over time. Publish them to youtube. What a hoot.
Is there just the one, allowing the most recent sender to rest, recuperate, and conceive of new infernal contraptions?
Just one fruitcake, so we’ve got a year to plan our nefarious actions. I never get around to taking pictures. Just let it lay around for 10-11 months then hurry up and open it.
If I lived closer, I want to put it in a waterproof box with a weight and drop it in the lake near him then just give him a card with GP coordinates and make him go diving.