[Leaning Right]

> I’ve never heard of any blind person using a seeing-eye cat. <

That’s because cats refuse to be servants to anyone.

[shelterguy]

We know the earth is not flat because if it was then the cats would have knocked everything over the edge by now.

[MountainDad]

That’s because cats refuse to be servants to anyone

And they have heart attacks at the sight of a cucumber.