And sometimes they still can't get the metaphor right.
(Try unpacking that suitcase)
When we have in service (AKA....torture days) days an education consultant uses the word unpack. “We are going to unpack this sentence, paragraph, etc.” She is also cruel & verbally abusive to us lowly teachers. When she uses unpack I fantasize about ripping out her vocal cords.
Another hated phrase, “Wears many hats.” Why do these people exist????
And sometimes they still can't get the metaphor right.
(Try unpacking that suitcase)
When she uses unpack I fantasize about ripping out her vocal cords.<<
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When I have to attend my company’s H.R. seminars against discrimination in the workplace, I fantasize about hiring a handicapped person with Tourette Syndrome causing them to break out in loud profanity and farting in the middle of the presentation.
This would be a valuable employee to have at my side in some of the other meetings I attend as well.