Posted on 12/02/2017 1:51:18 PM PST by sodpoodle
Wow, that's as long as Trump's two terms gonna be!
If you passed gas for 6 yrs and 9 months,
(a) you wouldn’t have any friends left
(b) wouldn’t your house blow up?
Funny how most all of those things on the list are quite similar to liberals we all know and hate.
Hillary has been passing gas from her pie hole longer than that.
(a) she has no friends
(b) it’s the US she wants to blow up
Hillary tells more lies in one day than the average person does in a decade. (You can look it up if you don’t believe me.)
Piker ... some congresscritters do it continuously for decades.
If you passed gas for 6 yrs and 9 months, ???
That would not equal the energy of one million tons of TNT like an atomic bomb. Foolish fiction on that one so I lost interest in the rest.
The one about the praying mantis isn’t quite accurate.
‘PREYING MANTIS SEX CANNIBALISM IS MUCH LESS COMMON IN THE WILD
Once scientists started observing praying mantis sex in a natural setting, the story had a different ending, which is good for the males. When unconfined in laboratory terrariums, the majority of praying mantis mating ends with the male flying off, unharmed. By most estimates, sexual cannibalism by praying mantis females occurs less than 30% of the time outside the lab. Those are pretty good odds for the fellows. Praying mantis sex, it turns out, is really a rather romantic series of courtship rituals that typically ends satisfactorily and safely for both parties involved.
ADVANTAGES OF BEHEADING YOUR MATE AFTER SEX
There is a decided advantage for the female, however, if she does decide to behead her lover. The praying mantis brain, located in his head, controls inhibition, while a ganglion in the abdomen controls the motions of copulation. Absent his head, a male praying mantis will lose all his inhibitions and consummate his relationship with wild abandon.’
https://www.thoughtco.com/praying-mantis-sex-and-male-cannibalism-1968472
So would it blow up your house, or be continually dispersed? Asking for a friend.
/s
My wife called it my gastro-intestinal disorder.
I called it recreation.
I am pretty sure the Bonobo (chimpanzee like great apes) have sex for pleasure.
I didn’t realize that my brother was atomic.
3 out of 10 chance of losing your head.
Now that’s romantic.
Guys?
Thanks for posting
(Hmmmmmm.......)
I see your point. However, the OP said the head loss was a prerequisite for mantis sex. Obviously that’s not the case.
A little further on at the link I posted, it said the key was to avoid hungry females. If the males couldp just figure out whether she’s eaten recently or not, they could increase their odds dramatically.
I don’t know about the claim that humans and dolphins are the only species to have sex for pleasure. I did a college internship doing marketing materials for a regional zoo and science center, and those monkeys were always spanking themselves. They’d mount practically anything to pleasure themselves too, that is when they weren’t flinging poo in hostility at any zoo workers walking past. They didn’t fling it at visitors, for them they’d play and act cute but we knew better. As soon as visiting hours were over, the poo started flying.
Adds a whole new macabre level to the phrase giving head.
That’s funnier than than it should be.
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