Posted on 12/01/2017 8:42:45 AM PST by Morgana
We need our weaves!
What a hair-raising development...Or maybe just a hair-brained scheme?
Damm Amish!!!
hmmmmm, wonder who those might be for (weaves) LOL
Pssst. Hey you. Yeah, you. Lookin’ for some weaves? Just don’t ask where I got them.
Sounds like the blonde bimbo crime syndicate has struck again
The follicle cops grew suspicious when a new weave store, Weave Us Alone, opened on MLK Blvd. They raided the store, and recovered the hot weaves, some of which already had lice. Police PR spokesman Elvis Dinwiddie said, “There’s no way we would allow this crime toupee.”
Hey, my baby need a new weave. Where be these robbers?
This isn’t the first time robbers have stolen weaves.
Coming soon to a down at the heels shopping mall near Montclair, California: Hotheads Discount Weaves Christmas Store. Buy now, these bargain do’s will only be available for a limited time. All sales are final, no returns accepted because the kiosk be gone.
What type of savage, ignorant, pre-historic specimens could waste valuable time, effort and money on such primitive vanities?
In other news, a similar gang broke into a warehouse and made off with hundreds of pairs of work boots.
NOT!
must have been a hairowing escape !
also, betcha a dollar it was an inside job... The follow up break-in attempt was related and intended to throw authorities off their scent.
I’ve been by that place before. It looks like a total run down dump from the outside.
Don’t ax, you mean.
Dun ax me where I gots ‘em. What chu want? What chu want?
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