lol... is that a real story?
Sounds like it but reminds me of a joke that was going around several decades ago about a couple of guys who worked in the mill who went on a hunting trip. Stanley, a Polish guy, had never been hunting and the other guys told him that he should only shoot at game with his rifle. The guys pitched tents and built a fire and bedded down for the night. About two in the morning all were awakened by a rifle shot and got out of their tents to see Stanley standing over the corpse of a young blond woman who had a gaping bloody hole in her chest. When asked what happened, Stanley said he saw the woman standing next to the coals of their fire, picked up his rifle and asked her if she were game. When she answered in the affirmative with a smile, Stanley shot her stone dead.