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To: who_would_fardels_bear

I accidentally put my car keys in the front door of my house. It started up. So I drove it around for a little while. Guy pulls up next to me. I look at him and say, “hey buddy, get out of my driveway!”

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39 posted on 12/01/2017 6:58:19 AM PST by Celtic Conservative (It don't matter if your heart is in the right place, if at the same time your head is up your a$$)
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To: Celtic Conservative

... but a cop pulled me over for speeding.
He said, “Where do you live?” And I said,
“Right here!”


78 posted on 12/01/2017 11:01:40 AM PST by sparklite2 (I hereby designate the ongoing kerfuffle Diddle-Gate.)
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