You enjoy licking your crotch and eating your poop? Why do you get mad if someone blows in your face but enjoy sticking your head out the car window traveling 70mph?
Well, Rusty (Hey...isn’t that a dog’s name?) I don’t eat my poop, but I do enjoy sticking my face out the window, even if I don’t enjoy human bad breath! As for licking my crotch...what about that old joke “Why does a dog lick its crotch???”
Hm. On the Internet, nobody knows you’re a dog...:)
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