[Carl Vehse]

Regarding the incident with a woman that led to his firing, Keillor stated:

"I meant to pat her back after she told me about her unhappiness and her shirt was open and my hand went up it about six inches. She recoiled. I apologized."

Later, presumably still in remorse, Keillor stated,

"If I had a dollar for every woman who asked to take a selfie with me and who slipped an arm around me and let it drift down below the beltline, I'd have at least a hundred dollars. So this is poetic irony of a high order."

I double-checked. Keillor said that; not Slick Willie.

[nuke_road_warrior]

"If I had a dollar for every woman who asked to take a selfie with me and who slipped an arm around me and let it drift down below the beltline, I'd have at least a hundred dollars.

I think he meant to say "If I had a dollar for every woman who asked to take a selfie with me and who slipped an arm around me and let it drift down below the beltline, I'd have a wooden nickel.