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To: Salamander; shibumi
Like a moth to the flame, I’m drawn to interaction with those who have bizarre and confusing senses of humor like mine.
163 posted on 11/21/2017 8:08:54 PM PST by 50mm (.. / -.. .. -.. / - .... .. ... / ..-. --- .-. / -. --- / .-. . .- ... --- -. .-.-.-)
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To: 50mm

Loony seeks its own level?

;)


165 posted on 11/21/2017 8:14:06 PM PST by Salamander (And Yet, Ezekiel Smiles...)
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To: 50mm

An Engineer dies and goes to hell.
He’s hot and miserable, so he decides to take action.
The A/C has been busted for a long time, so he fixes it. Things cool down quickly.

The moving walkway motor jammed, so he unjams it. People can get from place to place more easily.

The TV was grainy and unclear, so he fixes the connection to the Satellite dish and now they get hundreds of high def channels.

One day, God decides to look down on Hell to see how his grand design is working out and notices that everyone is happy and enjoying umbrella drinks. He asks the Devil what’s going on?

The Devil replies, “Things are great down here since you sent us that engineer.”

“What?? An engineer? I didn’t send you one of those, that must have been a mistake. Send him back up right this minute.”

The Devil responds, “No way! We are going to keep our engineer. We like this guy.”

God demands, “If you don’t send him to me immediately, I’ll sue!”

The Devil laughs. “Where are YOU going to get a lawyer?”


166 posted on 11/21/2017 8:17:07 PM PST by Salamander (And Yet, Ezekiel Smiles...)
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