[JimRed]

It’s been slowing down since day one. The old Patriarchs who lived 900 years did so because a year was a whole lot shorter on a faster-spinning orb!

(is < /sarc > really needed?)

[trebb]

Dang! That means that if He hasn't returned by then, in another 2,000 years the average life expectancy will be 12 years. Gonna have to change the legal age for sex if the Human race is to go on....

Now I got all the pervs wishing they could be around then.....