Michael Medved’s Conservatism Inc™ is dead, dead, dead.
Michael Medved married his wife based on intellectual compatibility, but then she realized none of her needs in the bedroom were being met.
She confronted Michael, who goes by Michael out of pure vanity and a touch of gayness and she said, “I need more.”
Over the following months, she developed a need to check in on her mother frequently.
When finally confronted she admitted, “It’s true!”, “I’ve been sleeping with an iron worker from New Jersey.”
The superior and understanding intellect Michael said. “ok, as long as I know where you are”.