it will have hundreds of miniature windmills Scotch-taped to the roof.
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Excellent idea. Will you call it a Tesla?
I’ll buy it, sight unseen. Will you also produce an 18-wheeler? Put me in for your sports car.
To be honest I haven’t the capital for a full line so to start with I’m thinking of a 198mph model for children sorta like the old pedal mini autos.
It will be called the Snotmobile. because although it will have fewer windmills, the anticipated speed should scare the snot out of any child willing to wring it out.