The names Dewey Oxenberger, but you can call me Ox. My doctor said I swallowed a lot of aggression, along with a lot of pizzas!
“See, you gotta make my bunk. See, we’re in Italy. The guy on the top bunk...has gotta make the guy on the bottom’s bed all the time. It’s in the regulations. If we were in Germany...I would have to make yours. But we’re in Italy, so you’ve gotta make mine. It’s regulations.”