There’s a saying “when pigs fly.”
I didn’t say pigs absolutely couldn’t fly in the passenger compartment, or monkeys, or parrots, just that it would be less likely!
How’re you gonna keep ‘em out of first class and down on the farm?
I hear from a friend that the restaurants around here collect left over food for a local pig farm. I suppose they’re more likely to stay on the farm when the food is better than first class.