Wait, what? Chuck Norris sues? Chuck Norris doesn’t sue. Chuck Norris gives a stare and there is immediately a settlement. People need to know who they are dealing with here. There is no theory of evolution, just a list of animals Chuck Norris let live. Giraffes were created when Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse. Chuck Norris’ calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Chuck Norris.
Scientists stunned to learn reason for Universe expansion,
it’s trying to get away from Chuck Norris.