Here’s one of my favorite ones. A man is drowning in the ocean as a shark begins swimming towards him. The man screams and panic “shark! Help!”
A blonde stands on the beach watching all of this in fascination. Finally, the shark reaches a man and eats him. The blonde says boy was he dumb, I knew the shark would not help him.
Two blonds were putting siding up on their house
when one noticed the other was throwing away
half the nails. So she asked her why and the
other replied that half of them had the head
on the wrong end.
Oh don’t be silly the other replied those go
on the other side of the house!
Badink.
A blond, a brunette, and a redhead were at the
obstatrician’s when the brunette said, “I’m going to
have a boy because I was on top all the time”.
At this the redhead said she was going to have a girl
because she was on the bottom all the time.
At this the blonde burst out sobbing.
The brunette and redhead tried to comfort her to
no avail, till the blonde sobbed out...
“I’m going to have PUPPIES!”.